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    The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

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New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin read more

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual

by Mark Twain Found in: New year Quotes,
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The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should read more

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.

by G. K. Chesterton Found in: New year Quotes,
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Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man.

Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man.

by Benjamin Franklin Found in: New year Quotes,
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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

by Charles Lamb Found in: New year Quotes,
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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

by Jay Leno Found in: New year Quotes,
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It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.

by William Thomas Found in: New year Quotes,
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: New year Quotes,
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My New Year's resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy.

My New Year's resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy.

by James Lafferty Found in: New year Quotes,
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The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the read more

The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

by W. H. Auden Found in: New year Quotes,
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