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The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the read more
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my read more
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when read more
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should read more
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless read more
New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights
Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man.
Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man.