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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the read more
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when read more
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin read more
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual
Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can read more
Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us
It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.
It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book read more
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man.
Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New-Year find you a better Man.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
