Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things!

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things!

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is read more

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...

James Bond, a paid assassin of plutocratic cartels,
a womanizer, a dipsomaniac, a speed demon..

James Bond, a paid assassin of plutocratic cartels,
a womanizer, a dipsomaniac, a speed demon..

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent read more

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.

People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.

Oh Ronald McDonald when you smile
each of your teeth gravestones stands for
billions and billions of lives.

Oh Ronald McDonald when you smile
each of your teeth gravestones stands for
billions and billions of lives.

As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents

As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents