I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is read more

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things!

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things!

Sanely applied advertising could remake the world.

Sanely applied advertising could remake the world.

As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents

As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.