If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

The way to do research is to attack the facts at the point of greatest astonishment.

The way to do research is to attack the facts at the point of greatest astonishment.

Science... never solves a problem without creating ten more.

Science... never solves a problem without creating ten more.

We're all living in a chemical soup.

We're all living in a chemical soup.

The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.

The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.