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Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the read more
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.".
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
