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Silence is one great art of conversation.
Silence is one great art of conversation.
The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Cheerfulness removes the rust from the mind, lubricates our inward machinery, and enables us to do our work with fewer read more
Cheerfulness removes the rust from the mind, lubricates our inward machinery, and enables us to do our work with fewer creaks and ;groans. If people were universally cheerful, probably there wouldn't be half the quarreling or a tenth part of the wickedness ;there is. Cheerfulness, too, promotes health and immortality. Cheerful people live longest here on earth, afterward in our hearts.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
