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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn read more
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the read more
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.".
Peace is not a season, it is a way of life.
Peace is not a season, it is a way of life.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
