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Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
Having supplied them with names, omnipotence, justice, knowledge, providence, - what are they?
Having supplied them with names, omnipotence, justice, knowledge, providence, - what are they?
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
