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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
There is a dignity in dying that doctors should not dare to deny.
There is a dignity in dying that doctors should not dare to deny.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Peace is the deliberate adjustment of my life to the will of God.
Peace is the deliberate adjustment of my life to the will of God.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
