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Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never read more
The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does read more
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.
Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side.
A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side.
