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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.
Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
What is life, except excuse for death, or death but an escape from life.
What is life, except excuse for death, or death but an escape from life.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never read more
No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never to be afflicted.
A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side.
A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side.
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
