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To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
Crime, like disease, is not interesting; it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is read more
Crime, like disease, is not interesting; it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it.
Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.
The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a read more
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.
A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
I go away and come again each day,
But thou shalt go away and ne'er return.
I go away and come again each day,
But thou shalt go away and ne'er return.
