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Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes.
Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes.
The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.
The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.