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A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a read more
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
The more you know, the less you need to show. -Anonymous.
The more you know, the less you need to show. -Anonymous.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.
If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
"Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"
"Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"
