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Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no-one else has done.
Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no-one else has done.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
I go away and come again each day,
But thou shalt go away and ne'er return.
I go away and come again each day,
But thou shalt go away and ne'er return.
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion read more
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.
