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The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
Reality is good for you...in small doses.
Reality is good for you...in small doses.
Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no-one else has done.
Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no-one else has done.
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion read more
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their
color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no read more
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their
color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and
choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.
