Mark Twain ( 10 of 310 )
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step read more
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
All that I care to know is that a man is a human being--that is enough for me; he can't read more
All that I care to know is that a man is a human being--that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.
The man that sets out to carry a cat by it's tail learns something that will always be useful and read more
The man that sets out to carry a cat by it's tail learns something that will always be useful and which will never grow dim or doubtful.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right
Etiquette requires us to admire the human race
Etiquette requires us to admire the human race
Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of a man -- the biography of the man himself cannot be written.
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of a man -- the biography of the man himself cannot be written.
There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.