Robert Benchley ( 10 of 11 )
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an read more
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting. - Benchley -- or Else!
In America there are two classes of travel--first class, and with children.
In America there are two classes of travel--first class, and with children.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but
I couldn't give it up read more
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but
I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.
This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, read more
This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that read more
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
