Woody Allen ( 10 of 60 )
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, read more
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it read more
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
