Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
