Erma Bombeck

Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill

Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a read more

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.