Fran Lebowitz

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to read more

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy