Maxioms by Fred Allen
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look read more
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
