Maxioms by Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
All television is children's television.
All television is children's television.
