John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym read more

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.