Mark Twain

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live read more

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.

It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.