Mark Twain

Chastity - you can carry it too far

Chastity - you can carry it too far

There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it

There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

There is nothing training cannot do. Nothing is above its reach. It can turn bad morals to good; it can read more

There is nothing training cannot do. Nothing is above its reach. It can turn bad morals to good; it can destroy bad principles and recreate good ones; it can lift men to angelship.. -Mark Twain.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.