Mark Twain

It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.

It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.

We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and read more

We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether they were made or just happened.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live read more

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing read more

Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" - a strange complaint to come from the mouths read more

All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.