Maxioms by Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Chastity - you can carry it too far
Chastity - you can carry it too far
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
