Mark Twain

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death read more

We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death into the world.

Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing read more

Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

Necessity is the mother of "taking chances"

Necessity is the mother of "taking chances"