Maxioms by Mark Twain
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
