Maxioms by Mark Twain
Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.
I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it
