Maxioms by Mark Twain
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old read more
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right
It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
Chastity - you can carry it too far
Chastity - you can carry it too far
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
