Mark Twain

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million

Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million

Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. Modesty died when clothes were born. Modesty died read more

Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. Modesty died when clothes were born. Modesty died when false modesty was born.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.

If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.