Mark Twain

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.

The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.

The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform read more

The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little, by way of example

An ecstasy is a thing that will not go into words; it feels like music.

An ecstasy is a thing that will not go into words; it feels like music.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make read more

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.