Maxioms by Mark Twain
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired
Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired
Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals
Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals
Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.
Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.
