Mark Twain

True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god

True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

Be good and you will be lonely.

Be good and you will be lonely.

Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living.

Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living.

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the read more

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.