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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

by Mark Twain Found in: Drinks Quotes,
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

by Mark Twain Found in: Honesty Quotes,
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Hunger is the handmaid of genius

Hunger is the handmaid of genius

by Mark Twain Found in: Hunger Quotes,
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Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say read more

Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say "Excuse me".

by Mark Twain Found in: Etiquette Quotes,
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Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

by Mark Twain Found in: Music Quotes,
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