Mark Twain

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say read more

Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say "Excuse me".

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

There are people who exaggerate so much that they can't tell the truth without lying.

There are people who exaggerate so much that they can't tell the truth without lying.