Maxioms by Mark Twain
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
A gold mine is a hole in the ground with a liar standing by it.
A gold mine is a hole in the ground with a liar standing by it.
God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the read more
God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
