Mark Twain

There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it

There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it

When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home read more

When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything read more

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.