Maxioms by Mark Twain
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and read more
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.