Maxioms by Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it
There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.
I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.
