Maxioms by Ogden Nash
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it read more
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
