Maxioms by Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
