Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
