Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
