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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Actor Quotes,
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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Life Quotes,
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Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Prejudice Quotes,
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