Will Rogers

There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.

There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up read more

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?