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    Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a god dam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody.

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Call no man happy till he is dead.

Call no man happy till he is dead.

by Aeschylus Found in: Death Quotes,
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A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a read more

A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man.

by Percival Arland Ussher Found in: Death Quotes,
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To stop sinning suddenly.

To stop sinning suddenly.

by Elbert Hubbard Found in: Death Quotes,
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While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.

While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.

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One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.

One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.

by Joseph Stalin Found in: Death Quotes,
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A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

by Josef Stalin Found in: Death Quotes,
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The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

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Let children walk with Nature, let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life, their joyous inseparable read more

Let children walk with Nature, let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life, their joyous inseparable unity, as taught in woods and meadows, plains and mountains and streams of our blessed star, and they will learn that death is stingless indeed, and as beautiful as life.

by John Muir Found in: Death Quotes,
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I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.

I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.

by Tupac Shakur Found in: Death Quotes,
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