A bad forgery's the ultimate insult.

A bad forgery's the ultimate insult.

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense read more

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known -- that the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness.

I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low.

I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low.

Our job is not to set things right but to see them right.

Our job is not to set things right but to see them right.

Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.

Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not read more

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Whoever originated the cliche that money is the root of all evil knew hardly anything about the nature of evil read more

Whoever originated the cliche that money is the root of all evil knew hardly anything about the nature of evil and very little about human beings.

In the midst of life we are in debt.

In the midst of life we are in debt.

You cannot have the success without the failures.

You cannot have the success without the failures.