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    I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

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Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

by Paul Hornung Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he read more

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

by H. L. Mencken Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.

Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.

by Halen Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh read more

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.

by Joanne Woodward Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she read more

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

by Benjamin Disraeli Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

by Joe Murray Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

by Andre Maurois Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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