I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

The homegrown tomato is best
(in reference to choosing a marriage partner).

The homegrown tomato is best
(in reference to choosing a marriage partner).

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.

Same-sex marriage is not the future.

Same-sex marriage is not the future.