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    Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down.

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The government is becoming the family of last resort.

The government is becoming the family of last resort.

by Jerry Brown Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.

If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.

by Dave Barry Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

by John Barrymore Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

by Emile Gaboriau Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid

by Stanley Baldwin Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind read more

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

by Irwin Corey Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

by English Proverb Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology.

The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology.

by James G. Frazer Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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