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    The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.

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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

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Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

by Fred Astaire Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Krishna offered to the little girl
mouse.. the hand of the sungod
in marriage.. but instead she
chose
a little read more

Krishna offered to the little girl
mouse.. the hand of the sungod
in marriage.. but instead she
chose
a little boy mouse.

by Srila Prabhupad Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

by Jim Backus Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

by Shirley Bassey Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. read more

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.

by Don Barthelme Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to read more

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

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To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

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