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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their read more

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Bed Quotes, Order Quotes,
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What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy read more

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.

by Gerald Mcknight Found in: Bed Quotes,
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Be careful what you wear to bed at night, you never know who you'll meet in your dreams.

Be careful what you wear to bed at night, you never know who you'll meet in your dreams.

by John Dobbin Found in: Bed Quotes, Dreams Quotes,
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The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in read more

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world

by Napoleon Bonaparte Found in: Bed Quotes,
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we read more

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Bed Quotes,
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Bed is the poor man's opera

Bed is the poor man's opera

by Italian Proverb Found in: Bed Quotes,
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