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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.

I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.

by Madonna Found in: Birth Quotes, Pregnancy Quotes,
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birthday.

birthday.

by Shakspear Newton Found in: Birth Quotes,
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Our birth is nothing but our death begun, As tapers waste the moment they take fire.

Our birth is nothing but our death begun, As tapers waste the moment they take fire.

by Edward Young Found in: Birth Quotes,
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

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Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

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About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

by Kin Hubbard Found in: Birth Quotes,
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There is [sic] two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins.

There is [sic] two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins.

by Josh Billings Found in: Birth Quotes,
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I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most read more

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be curiosity.

by Eleanor Roosevelt Found in: Birth Quotes,
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.

After your death you will be what you were before your birth.

by Arthur Schopenhauer Found in: Birth Quotes,
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